There comes a time when you just have to give up and accept things for what they are. I want the Sci-fi, sorry, "Syfy" channel to not suck. I want shows like Ghost hunters to go away not multiply and shows like Farscape and Firefly to come back. And when they run movies, I want them to run movies like Blade Runner and Star Wars instead of Pirates of the Caribbean or Elf. But it's obvious that none of that is ever going to happen. And so, the MST3K fan within me has accepted the Syfy channel for what it is, a place to watch intentionally bad(?) Syfy films purely for the comedic value. Behold the newest challenger for the bad movie throne, "Sharktopus".