Built by Nobuhiro Takahashi and his team at the Tokyo University of
Electro-Communications,Shiri is the most advanced robotic ass ever made!
At least, I assume it is. I’m gonna be honest here. I’m weird, but I’m not comparison shopping
the net for robo-asses weird. So I might be wrong about that whole most
advanced robot-ass ever thing. If I am, well, allow me to go ahead and
preemptive-ly yield to your, no doubt, Superior knowledge of mechanized
BUT… DOES YOUR MECHA-BUTT HAVE EMOTIONS?!
[There’s a sentence I never though I’d write.]
Well, Shiri does!
That’s actually the excuse behind this particular bit of creepy. It’s
about how the robot mimics emotions, with tactile transformations of…
Okay…Ya know what;
IT’S A ROBOT-ASS THAT TWITCHES AND CLENCHES ITSELF
WHEN YOU SPANK AND TICKLE IT! There, ya see what I had to write? Anytime the phrase, “Spank and
tickle it” appears in any description of whatever the hell it is you’re
doing, it’s not science anymore! It's recreation! And it's creepy.